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Please State The Nature Of The Medical Emergency

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Page type: lyric reference Artist: Warp 11 Canonical path: /warp-11/please-state-the-nature-of-the-medical-emergency Related lyric paths: 6

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Please State The Nature Of The Medical Emergency

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I got a bladder infection on Rigel VII

A bladder infection, oh no

I got genital warts from Mr. Warf

I got genital warts, oh no

I need a rectal exam

From a hologram

I need some Corbomite

To kill my parasite

I need a hypo spray

So I won't hear them say

"He's dead Jim"

I got a kidney stone

Help me Dr. Bones

I got a kidney stone, oh no

I got a rock in my ****

Help me Dr. Phlox

I got a rock in my ****, oh no

I got an STD from Dr. Pulaski

I got Syphilis from Tom Paris

I got Pubic Lice from Odo twice

I got Gonorrhea from Mr. Data

I got a case of Herpes from Beverly

I've had the runs for a year

Help me, Bashir

I got a ******* hemorrhoid as big as an android

A ******* hemorrhoid, oh no

I got constipation on a deep space station

Got constipation, oh no

I got a case of Tourette's, ****

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