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Artist: W.A.S.P.
Canonical path: /wasp/douche-bag-blues
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Douche Bag Blues
Read Douche Bag Blues lyrics by W.A.S.P. on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Douche Bag Blues
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"This isn't the stuff we normally do for you guys that are buyingthis.
This is what happens when you consume massive amounts of drugsand alcohol"
My mother was a douche bag
My sister was a douche bag
I guess that makes me one too
I got the douche bag blues
I got the douche bag blues
I got the douche bag blues
Lord I just don't know what to do
I sold dynamite to the Arabs
Bullets to the Jews
Whiskey to the Indians
And I'll get you too
I got the douche bag blues
I got the douche bag blues
I got the douche bag blues
Lord I just don't know what to do
Vinegar and water
The drink that I choose
I gotta tell ya brother
Tastes like pussy juice
Time flies when you're in a coma...
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