Teddy Bear Song

Well, I wish I had button eyes

And red fat nose

Shaggy cotton skin

And just one set of clothes

Sittin' on the shelf

In the local department store

With no dreams to dream

And nothin' to be sorry for

I wish I was a teddy bear

Nor living, nor loving, nor going nowhere

I wish I was a teddy bear

And I wish that I never had

Fallen in love with you

I wish I had a wooden heart

And a sawdust mind

Then your mem'ry wouldn't come around

To hurt all the time

With a sewed on smile

And a painted twinkle in my eye

Then I never would've ever had to learn how to cry

I wish I was a teddy bear

Nor living, nor loving, nor going nowhere

I wish I was a teddy bear

And I wish that I never had fallen in love with you.

I wish I had a string you could pull

That would make me say

What you wanna hear from me

To make you stay

Then I'd know everytime I spoke

The words were right

And no one would know

What a mess I've made in my life

I wish I was a teddy bear

Nor living, nor loving, nor going nowhere

I wish I was a teddy bear

And I wish that I never had fallen in love with you.

I wish I was a teddy bear

Nor living, nor loving, nor going nowhere

I wish I was a teddy bear

And I wish that I never had fallen in love with you...