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Artist: We Are Scientists
Canonical path: /we-are-scientists/secret-handshake
Related lyric paths: 6
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Secret Handshake
Read Secret Handshake lyrics by We Are Scientists on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Secret Handshake
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Gotta sell some posse
Think it's really something
Everyone's invited
Ain't nobody coming
As if nothing is ever going to happen
Nothing is ever going to happen
Nnothing is ever going to happen
Nothing is ever going to happen
Every conversation
Ends just like it started
Gotta a secret handshake
Use it way too often.
As if nothing is ever going to happen
Nothing is ever going to happen
Nothing is ever going to happen
Nothing is ever going to happen
Everybody's thinking
Everybody's searching
Everybody's certain
of themselves
It's a competition
Everybody's better
We may not be winning
Get A's for effort
As if nothing is ever going to happen
Nothing is ever going to happen
Nothing is ever going to happen
Nothing is ever going to happen
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