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Artist: We Are The Union
Canonical path: /we-are-the-union/if-i-cant-smoke-or-swear-im-fucked
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If I Can’t Smoke Or Swear, I’m Fucked
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If I Can’t Smoke Or Swear, I’m Fucked
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Don't wait, it's almost over
This rope gets shorter by the day, and now you've found its end
You test the poison and you pay
Drag it for your worst mistakes and fight to shake the blame
The blame
A death grip denial
A graveyard grin
You bear your teeth
Remind us that you're just a skeleton
You're just a skeleton
Don't wait, I can see it now
The patron saint of the totally fucked
Lie down in living your own way
Cause dying isn't living, is it?
Your bones decay
A death grip denial
A graveyard grin
You bear your teeth
Remind us that you're just a skeleton
You're just a skeleton
You're just a skeleton...
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