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Artist: Ween
Canonical path: /ween/touch-my-tooter
Related lyric paths: 6
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Touch My Tooter
Read Touch My Tooter lyrics by Ween on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Touch My Tooter
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Buddy, why's my brain so muddy
Why do I feel like putty when she walks into the room?
Touch my tooter, smoocher
Sonny, it ain't all milk and honey
And I don't think it's funny when she starts to groove
Baby, ain't it pretty lazy, and ain't it crazy
When you think it's all smooth
Touch my tooter, smoocher
Buddy, why's my brain so muddy
Why do I feel like putty when she walks into the room?
Sonny, ain't it funny?
And I don't think it's funny when she starts to groove
Touch my tooter, smoocher
Take it down for me!
Bring it on!
Touch my tooter, smoocher!
Ahhhh!
Buddy, why's my brain so muddy
Why do I feel like putty when she walks into the room?
Sonny, it ain't all milk and honey
And I don't think it's funny when she starts to groove
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Ween performs "Touch My Tooter", and this lyric page sits inside the Ween catalog on LyroVerse.
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