Radical Dissection

[Words: Brian, Riffs: Marco & Brian]

I wake up in the morning with a splitting headache,

the hangovers taken effect,

My head pounds hard, there's no aspirin to take

so I guess I'll just have to dissect

First I'll take the serated steak knife

and slowly cut away at my skin down to the muscle,

as I grind and I grit piercing my nerves, it slides in,

Now's the time to cut through my muscles so I grab the circular saw

skin and blood spurts into my eyeballs as I feel the blade hit my jaw

Hack at my neck with a maul axe

Bludgeon my trachea, I can't breathe,

Gurgling blood,

I'm choking in syntax my eyes pop out and bleed

Now comes the time to sever my jugular,

Boy, is this ever fun,

take a sharp razor and slice it in half my blood shoots out like a gun

Start up the chainsaw to finish the task grind it into my bones,

Completing the task, it's over and done,

My head flops to the floor like a stone

Radical Neck Dissection,

cut off your head it's really fun,

its the best hangover prevention, and a lot more exciting than a gun.