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Artist: "Weird Al" Yankovic
Canonical path: /weird-al-yankovic/buy-me-a-condo
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Buy Me A Condo
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Buy Me A Condo
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Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get de wall-to-wall carpeting
Get de wallet full o' credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow the lawn
Gonna get me the T-shirt
With the alligator on
Wo-o-o, used to live in Jamaica
But I don't live dere no more
Had to change me lifestyle
Do t'ings I never done before
So now I'm just a lonely Rastaman
Living in dis American town
Gonna sell me Bob Marley records
Gonna get me some Jackson Browne
Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get de wall-to-wall carpeting
Get de wallet full o' credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow the lawn
Gonna get me the T-shirt
With the alligator on
Wo, gonna cut off me dreadlocks
T'row away all me ganja
I'll have a Tupperware party
Maybe join me a health spa
I'll get a bowl of plastic fruit
And a microwave oven too
Then I'll have the neighbors over
For a weenie barbecue
Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get de wall-to-wall carpeting
Get de wallet full o' credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow the lawn
Gonna get me the T-shirt
With the alligator on
Ain't gonna work in the field no more
Gonna be Amway distributor
Ain't gonna work in the field no more, no, no
Gonna be Amway distributor
(Jah) Jah, jah, jah
Life is so very hard
I need a (jah) jah, jah, jah
Jacuzzi in my backyard
Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get de wall-to-wall carpeting
Get de wallet full o' credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow the lawn
Gonna get me the T-shirt
With the alligator on
What you say?
Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get de wall-to-wall carpeting
Get de wallet full o' credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow the lawn
Gonna get me the T-shirt
With the alligator on
What you say?
Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get de wall-to-wall carpeting
Get de wallet full o' credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow the lawn
Gonna get me the T-shirt
With the alligator on
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