Cats In The Kettle

DId you ever think when you eat chinese

It ain't pork or chicken but a fat siamese?

Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain

But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein

Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork

But Garfield's on my fork

He's purrin' here on my fork

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon

The place that I eat every day at noon

They can feed you cat and you'll never know

Once they wrap it up in dough boys

They fry it real crisp in dough.

Chow Lin asked if I wanted more

As he was diallin' up his buddy at the old pet store

I said "Not today, I lost my appetite"

There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight.

I was suckin on a roll-aid and a tums or two

When I swear I heard it mew boy

And that is when I knew

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon

I think I gotta stop eating there at noon

They say that it's beef or fish or pork

But it's purrin there on my fork

There's a hairball on my fork