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Artist: "Weird Al" Yankovic
Canonical path: /weird-al-yankovic/crampton-comes-alive
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Crampton Comes Alive
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Crampton Comes Alive
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Well, woke up this morning
With a Big Mac in my hand
What fries, whose fries
Where's my Hot Apple Pies
Must be a joke
I can't believe there's no Coke
Thank you, thank you, thank you
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