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Artist: "Weird Al" Yankovic
Canonical path: /weird-al-yankovic/don-t-shoot-mr-postman
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Don't Shoot Mr. Postman
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Don't Shoot Mr. Postman
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Stop!
Don't shoot,
wait a minute
Mister Postman
(Please!)
Put down that weapon,
Mister Postman
Mister Postman, can this be? (Oww Noooo)
Is that an uzi in your bag I see?
(Please, Please)
You've been so quiet for such a long time (Ow no)
Has linkin steps made you lose your mind
Through wind and rain they've always tried
Seems to me like they're real nice guys
The pay is good
The uniform is snappy
We don't know why they go trigger happpy
Mister Postman
Can this be?
Is that a uzi in your bag I see?
You've been so quiet for such a long time
Has linkin steps made you lose your mind?
You got to wait a minute, wait a minute
Ow yeah
wait a minute, wait a minute
Oh yeah
He's the poooohoowhostman
Oh yeah
(You! In the postoffice! Put down that letter opener.)
You got to wait a minute, wait a minute
Don't shoot!
wait a minute, wait a minute
Don't shoot!
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