Don't Wear Those Shoes

I don't care

If you wreck my car or shave off all my hair

You can go

And run your vacuum during my favorite show

And I'll let you call up folks in Europe you don't even know

Anything you want, babe, if it makes you happy

But I'm begging you down on my bended knees

Oh, honey, please, don't wear those shoes

You can spend my money, you can waste my time

Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes

Don't wear those shoes

It's all right

You can play your Twisted Sister every night

I suppose

You can lick the middles out of my Oreos

Or start laughing while you're drinking milk so it comes out your nose

And you know that I'd do anything to please you

But I'm begging you down on my bended knees

Oh, honey, please, don't wear those shoes

You can spit in my face if you're so inclined

Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes

Oh, no, don't wear those shoes

I said, "Oh no, oh, no

Oh, no, please don't wear those"

Use my razor to shave your legs or eat crackers in bed

Stomp the poodle till it's flat

You could even shove a six-inch railroad spike through my head

I could learn to live with that

But now I'm begging you down on my bended knees

Oh, honey, please, don't wear those shoes

You can whip me, beat me, rob me blind

Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those

I said, "Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoes"

I said, "Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoes"

You can scratch up my records, you can drink my booze

But, baby, please, don't wear those shoes

You can make me an offer I can't refuse

But, darling, please don't wear those shoes

You can play your bongos while I'm trying to snooze

But, honey, please, don't wear those shoes

You can expose yourself on the six o'clock news

But, please, please, don't wear those shoes