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Artist: "Weird Al" Yankovic
Canonical path: /weird-al-yankovic/eat-it
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Eat It
Read Eat It lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Eat It
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How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch
Don't want no Raisin Bran
Well don't you know
That other kids are starving in Japan?
So eat it, just eat it
Don't want to argue
I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about
What kind of food you hate
You won't get no desert
Till you clean off your plate
So eat it
Don't tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken
Have some more pie
It doesn't matter
If it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it
Your table manners are a crying shame
Your playin' with your food
This ain't some kind of game
Now if you starve to death
You'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it
You better listen
Better do what you're told
You haven't even touched
Your tuna casserole
You better chow down
Or it's gonna get cold
So eat it
I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt
Have some more Span
It doesn't matter
If it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana
Have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it
If it's getting cold reheat it
Have a big dinner
Have a light snack
If you don't like it
You can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken
Have some more pie
It doesn't matter
If it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
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