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Artist: "Weird Al" Yankovic
Canonical path: /weird-al-yankovic/grandpa-s-a-pornstar
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Grandpa's A Pornstar
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Grandpa's A Pornstar
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Last night I was surfing on the internet
Speeding through cyber space (you've got mail)
I was in a chatroom, wound up in an adult site
Oh my god I recognize that face
Grandpa he's a pornstar
He's an internet cyber stud
Grandpa he's a pornstar
Check out his little butt
He's on Geritol
He's shooting blanks, 88 years old (oh)
Look he's fallen and he can't get up
Can't get it up, get down
With your bad self
Find a trapeez, no BVDs
Crack that whip
Don't break a hip
Check out his funky hip gyration
He must be taking his medication
Grandpa's so hot he smokes
If he keeps it up he'll have a stroke
Grandpa he's a pornstar
He's an internet cyber stud
Grandpa he's a pornstar
Check out his little butt
He's on Geritol
Laced with viagra, he's 80 years old (oh)
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