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Artist: "Weird Al" Yankovic
Canonical path: /weird-al-yankovic/i-ll-sue-ya
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I'll Sue Ya
Read I'll Sue Ya lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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I'll Sue Ya
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I sued Taco Bell!
'Cause I ate half a million chalupas and I got fat
I sued Panasonic!
They never said I shouldn't use their microwave to dry off my cat
I sued Earthlink!
Because I called them up, they had the nerve to put me on hold
I sued Starbucks!
'Cause I spilled a Frappuccino in my lap and brrr, it was cold!
I sued Toys 'R' Us
'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball, I nearly choked to death, uh!
I sued Petco
'Cause I ate a bag of Kitty Litter and now I got bad breath!
I sued Coca Cola, yo
'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle and it got stuck!
I sued Delta Airlines
'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it sucked!
If you stand me up on a date
If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue!
Sue, sue, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue!
Sue, sue, yeah, I might even sue you!
I sued Duracell!
They never told me not to shove that AA right up my nose!
I sued Home Depot!
Because they sold me a hammer which they knew I might drop on my toes!
I sued DELL Computers!
Because I took a bath with my laptop, now it doesnt work!
I sued Fruit of the Loom!
Because when I wear their Tighty-Whiteys on my head, I look like a jerk!
I sued Verizon!
Because I get all depressed anytime my cell phone is roaming!
I sued Colorado!
Because y'know I think it looks a little bit too much like Wyoming!
I sued Neman Marcus!
Because they put up their Christmas decorations way out of season!
I sued Ben Afleck!
Ah, do I even need a reason?
If I sprain my ankle while I'm robbin' your place
If I hurt my knuckles when I punch you in the face
I'm gonna sue! Sue! Yes I'm gonna sue!
Sue! Sue! That's what I'm gonna do!
I'm gonna sue! Sue! Yes I'm gonna sue!
Sue! Sue! I might even sue you!
I'll sue ya
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya
If you even look at me funny
I'll sue ya
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya
If you even look at me funny
I'll sue ya
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya
If you even look at me funny
I'll sue ya
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya
If you even look at me funny
I'll sue ya!
I'll sue ya!
What y'all think of that!?
I'll sue ya!
I'll sue ya!
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