Page type: lyric reference
Artist: "Weird Al" Yankovic
Canonical path: /weird-al-yankovic/nobody-here-but-us-frogs
Related lyric paths: 6
Lyric guide
Nobody Here But Us Frogs
Read Nobody Here But Us Frogs lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
Nobody Here But Us Frogs
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
Oh, I've really got those ozone layer blues
From my elbow down to my shoes
So let's throw another fire on the logs
Now we can go downtown and fill the latrine
With genuine Columbian lima beans
Dynastic and elastic, it's all made out of plastic
There's nobody here but us frogs
I'd like to find a girl who really cares
About the size of my nasal hairs
She could feed bananas to the dogs
We could climb the church and look down from the steeple
Where all the ants look like people
Nutritious and delicious, it's even surreptitious
There's nobody here but us frogs
They say I'm crazy
But I couldn't care less
Why don't they leave me alone
Can't they see that I'm happy to be a psychiatrical mess
I get a thrill
Bein' mentally ill, yes I do
They seem to think it's a crime
But it's a pleasure sublime, oh yes
That's why I'm happy here inside these padded walls
Makin' obscene telephone calls
And throwin' TV dinners to the hogs
I never trust a naked Eskimo
And don't you eat that purple snow
Revolting and disgusting
My belly button's rusting
There's nobody here but us frogs
They say I'm crazy
But I couldn't care less
Why don't they leave me alone
Can't they see that I'm happy to be a psychiatrical mess
I get a thrill
Bein' mentally ill, yes I do
They seem to think it's a crime
But it's a pleasure sublime, oh yes
That's why I'm happy here inside these padded walls
Makin' obscene telephone calls
And throwin' TV dinners to the hogs
I like to eat my ice cubes boiling hot
And Wilshire Boulevard's a Commie plot
Amazingly congruent, and commonly affluent
Innately effervescent, surprisingly incessant
Superblier commended, eccentric and demented
There's nobody here but us
Nobody here but us
Nobody here but us frogs, I mean it
Nobody here but us frogs
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "Nobody Here But Us Frogs"?
"Weird Al" Yankovic performs "Nobody Here But Us Frogs", and this lyric page sits inside the "Weird Al" Yankovic catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "Nobody Here But Us Frogs"?
Yes. The related section below points to Alimony and Foil with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by "Weird Al" Yankovic?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through "Weird Al" Yankovic's lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on Nobody Here But Us Frogs yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.