Page type: lyric reference
Artist: "Weird Al" Yankovic
Canonical path: /weird-al-yankovic/one-of-those-days
Related lyric paths: 6
Video embedded: yes
Lyric guide
One Of Those Days
Read One Of Those Days lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
One Of Those Days
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted
The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted
'Cause it's just one of those days
It's just one of those days
I lost one of my socks in the drier
I can't find my wallet and my hair is on fire
Just one of those days
It's just one of those days
I just wrapped my Cadillac around a tree
A big swarm of locusts is following me
There's not even anything good on tv
It's just one of those days
It's just one of those days
Left all my Beatles records out in the sun
Got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue
It's just one of those days
Gonna be one of those days
The nazis tied me up and covered me with ants
And I spilled toxic waste on my brand new pants
Just one of those days
Ever have one of those days?
The bank called me up and told me I'm overdrawn
Some freaks are burnin' crosses out on my front lawn
And I can't believe it, all the cheetos are gone!
It just...just one of those, one of those days
Just one of those, one of those days
The FBI Has got a tap on my phone
Those darn russian spies won't leave me alone
Shouldn't have got up this morning, shoulda known
It's just one of those days
It's just one of those days
A 747 crashed into my den
And there's nothin' but tater tots for dinner again
It's just one of those days
Never mind, it's just one of those days
Big steamroller just ran over my mom
And I cut myself shaving and they're dropping the bomb
It's just one of those days
That's all, it's just one of those days
Then late at night, just before I go to bed
The world blows up and now everybody's dead
You just can't deny it, it's just like I said
Just, just one of those, one of those days
Just one of those days, one of those days
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "One Of Those Days"?
"Weird Al" Yankovic performs "One Of Those Days", and this lyric page sits inside the "Weird Al" Yankovic catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "One Of Those Days"?
Yes. The related section below points to Alimony and Foil with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by "Weird Al" Yankovic?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through "Weird Al" Yankovic's lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on One Of Those Days yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.