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Artist: "Weird Al" Yankovic
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Pet Names For Genetalia
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Pet Names For Genetalia
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Mutton dagger, old blind bob
hanging johnny, fishing rod,
tallywhacker, pocket rocket
one eyed trouser trout
ding dong, ankle spanker
pork sword, engine cranker
hairy hotdog, davy crocket
let them all hang out
Pet Names for Genetalia
You know the girls think of 'em
and you got to love 'em
Pet Names for Genetalia
theres always something silly
about little willy
wang wozzle, weeny whacker
pecker petey , kidney cracker
heat seeker moisture missile
giggle stick, love whistle
tomb steak, uncle dick
this is getting really sick
I'm not through, theres one more
purple helmut warrior
Pet Names for Genetalia
You know the girls think of 'em
and you got to love 'em
Pet Names for Genetalia
theres always something silly
about little willy
Pet Names for Genetalia
You know the girls think of 'em
and you got to love 'em
Pet Names for Genetalia...
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