"Weird Al" Yankovic
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Polka Face

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Polka Face

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Mum mum mum mah

Mum mum mum muh

Oh whoa oh oh oh

Can't read my, can't read my

No, he can't read-a my polka face

(She's got to love nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No he can't read-a my polka face

(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face (Mum mum mum muh)

P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face

Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer

Oh, womanizer, oh, you're a womanizer baby

You are

You are

Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer

(Womanizer)

Boy don't try to front

I know just what you are

Boy don't try to front

I know just what you are

(You!)

You say I'm crazy

(You!)

I got your crazy

(You!)

You're nothing but a

(You!)

Womanizer

You spin my head right round, right round

When you go down, when you go down down

You spin my head right round, right round

When you go down, when you go down

Cause day and night

The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night

He's all alone through the day and night

The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night (at, at, at night)

It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now

Said I wouldn't call but I've lost all control and I need you now

And I don't know how I can do without

I just need you now

And I was like baby baby baby

Baby baby baby

Baby baby baby

I thought you'd always be mine

So, so what, I'm still a rock star

I got my rock moves and I don't need you

And guess what, I'm havin' more fun

And now that we're done, I'm gonna show you tonight

I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a tool

So, so what, I am a rock star

I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight

I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick

I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it

It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight

I kissed a girl and I liked it, I liked it

And I'd like to make myself believe

That planet Earth turns slowly

It's hard to say that I'd rather stay

Awake when I'm asleep

'Cause everything is never as it seems

Blame it on the goose, gotcha feeling loose

Blame it on the 'tron, catch me in the zone

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

Blame it on the vodka, blame it on the henny

Blame it on the blue tap, got you feeling dizzy

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

Shawty's like a melody in my head

That I can't keep out

Got me singin' like

Na na na na everyday

It's like my iPod stuck on replay,

Stuck on replay

Stuck on replay

Replay

Replay

Replay-ay-ay-ay

Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down?

Baby are you down?

I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart

I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart

I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart

I'm only gonna break your heart

Don't stop

Making pop

DJ blow my speakers up

Tonight

I'm a fight

Till we see the sun light

Tick tock

On the clock

But the polka don't stop, no

Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo

Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo

P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face

P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face

Oh no you can't read my p-p-polka face p-p-p-polka face p-p-p-polka face

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