Polka Patterns

Everywhere, I see them there

I stop and stare at patterns

I don't care, I must declare

I've got a flair for patterns

On my hair, the clothes I wear

My savoir faire is patterns

All I see is patterns

The patterns that repeat

Let's go into the bathroom

I know we're in a room where you would not expect much math

Usually you're in here for a shower or a bath

But if you gaze upon the floor, and if you're kinda smart

You'll see the repetition is like geometric art

Wow, haha

Look

Everywhere, I see them there

I stop and stare at patterns

I don't care, I must declare

I've got a flair for patterns

On my hair, the clothes I wear

My savoir faire is patterns

All I see is patterns

The patterns that repeat

Hey!

A polkameister like myself never has to be bored

I just grab my ax and play some patterns on my keyboard

Now's the time for earplugs if you care about your health

So stand back, everybody, I'm gonna express myself

Look at this, patterns

I've got blisters on my fingers

Woo, hey, aw, get down

Yeah, help me, somebody, woo

Still there? Okay

Next time you find yourself at an exciting polka party

You can make some patterns with your feet and with your body

If you don't know the steps yet, here's the gang with all the answers

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing, the "Weird Al" Polka Dancers

Here they are

Everywhere, we see them there

We stop and stare at patterns

We don't care, we must declare

We've got a flair for patterns

On our hair, the clothes we wear

Our savoir faire is patterns

All we see is patterns

The patterns that repeat

Wallpaper, skyscrapers, funny papers, patterns

Evergreens, nouvelle cuisine, human beings, patterns

Garden rakes, wedding cakes, rattlesnakes, patterns

Golden wheat, little feet, my heartbeat

I gotta stop

Patterns, patterns, patterns, patterns