"Weird Al" Yankovic

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Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White

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Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White

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Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams

Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means

First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear

Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air

My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare

Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere

Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet

Next comes the part that I won't ever forget

Now I'm bein' followed by these Russian spies

They give me some velcro, and an order of fries

Suddenly I'm bowling on the Starship Enterprise

I fall down a hole and that's when I realize

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White

I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White

Night after night after night after night

All right!

Doctor, won't you tell me, am I going insane

Was it something I ate or something wrong with my brain

See, I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur

Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor

Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door

And I'm back in the very same place I was before

Now I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White

I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White

Night after night after night after night

And I can't bust out and I can't break free

And it's gettin' just a little too stuffy here for me

And I can't go home and I can't get loose

And I try to escape but it's just no use

And I can't ever leave and I can't ever win

And we're runnin' outta air and the walls are closin' in

And I can't go back and I can't get through

But Vanna since you're here, why don't you let me buy a vowel from you

Come on Vanna, come on!

Ow, buhhh

Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again

That's right, I even wake up screaming now and then

See, I'm coming home from work but I forgot my address

I'm half an hour late for my algebra test

Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest

And I'm falling and falling and I guess you know the rest

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White

I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White

Night after night after night after night

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White

Stuck in a closet with Vanna White

N-n-n-night after night after night night night

Then I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya, ya-ya, ya, ya-ya)

I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White

Night after night after night after night

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya)

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White

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