Taco Grande

Taco... grande. Taco... grande

Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado

Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado

Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno

Y el chile relleno

You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada

That's right, I want the whole enchilada

My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla

I need a quesadilla

I love to stuff my face with tacos al carbón

With my friends, or when I'm all alone

Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero

Un burrito ranchero

So give me something spicy and hot, now

Break out the menu, what you got, now?

Oh, would you tell the waiter I'd like to have sour cream on the side

You better make sure the beans are refried

Taco... grande. Taco... grande

Well, there's not a taco big enough for a man like me

That's why I order two or three

Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip

It's really good with bean dip

I eat uno, dos, tres, quarto burritos

Pretty soon I can't fit in my Speedos

Well, I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas

And a pitcher of margaritas

Well, the combination plates all come with beans and rice

The taquitos here are very nice

Now I'm down on my knees, we need some extra tomatoes and cheese

And could you make that separate checks, please?

Taco... grande. Taco... grande

"Buenos noches, senor.

bienvenido a el burritos casa de salsa.

tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos si puedo

recomendar el ardiente pollo al infierno muy delicioso.

sus ojos se quemaran, su estomago estara en fuego,

se quedaran en el baño por una semana,

entiendes lo que digo gringo estupido tonto?"

Well, the food is coming, I can hardly wait

Now watch your fingers, careful hot plate!

What you think you're doing with my chile con queso?

Well, if you want some, just say so

Oh boy, pico de gallo

They sure don't make it like this in Ohio

No gracias, yo quiero jalepeños, nada más

You can toss away the hot sauce

?Donde estan los nachos? Holy frijole!

You better get me a bowl of guacamole

Y Uusted, Eugene? Why's your face turning green?

Don't you like pinto beans?

You want some more cinnamon crispas?

If you don't, hasta la vista

Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna

You can finish it mañana

Well, it's been a pleasure, I can't eat no more

Señor, la cuenta, por favor

If you ain't tried real Mexican cooking, well, you oughta

Just don't drink the water