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Artist: "Weird Al" Yankovic
Canonical path: /weird-al-yankovic/toothless-people
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Toothless People
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Toothless People
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They only show you their gums when they smile
Ain't got a tooth in their headsnow...how vile
Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce
They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss
Hey! Stand up!
Toothless people...their breath is lethal, wanna tell you
Hey...come on! Stand up...get on your feet!
Toothless people...old and feeble, what I say
No more of those pearly whites will they possess
Their oral hygiene is frightful...a mess
Lots of 'em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease
At least they don't have to worry 'bout cavities
Hey! Stand up...take out your teeth!
Toothless people...old and feeble, oh yes
You can brush 'em, you can floss 'em
They're something you just can't ignore
If you lose 'em, you're in trouble
'Cause the tooth fairy won't come no more
You need something to show your dentist
The next time he makes you say "ahh..."
You don't wanna have to wind up
Eating all of your food through a straw
Like toothless people
Toothless people...you'd better brush your teeth now
Hey...toothless, toothless, toothless, toothless people
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