Whatever You Like

Hey girl, you know our economy's in the toilet, but I'm still gonna treat you right.

I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)

I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)

Yeah (yeah)

Tater tots, cold duck on ice

And we can clip coupons all night

And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)

I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)

Yeah (yeah)

Take ya out to dinner anywhere you please

Like Burger King or Mickey D's

And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)

I said you can even have the large fries (the large fries)

Yeah (yeah)

Baby you should know I'm really quite a sweet guy

When I buy you bathroom tissue I always get the 2 ply

Want it, you can get it, my dear

I got my Costco membership card right here

Yeah, you like Top Ramen

Need Top Ramen

Got a cupboard full of 'em

I'll keep them comin'

You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it

Dump the flavor pack on it and eat it

Pork and beans

And minute rice

And we can play cribbage all night

And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)

I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)

Yeah (yeah)

I can take you to the laudromat downtown

And watch all the clothes go 'round and 'round

And baby we can go wherever you like (if you like)

I said we can go wherever you like (if you like)

Yeah (yeah)

Hottest shorty I know

If you had some lipo

You could be 2nd runner-up Ms. Ohio

Seven dollar bills rolled

Up inside my plastic bill fold

Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day old

And you never ever gotta wear your sister's old clothes

As long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinko's

Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl

You ain't gotta pay me

That's the way that I roll

My chick can have what she want...at Wal-Mart

She can pick out anything she want

I know girl you ain't never had a man like that

Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that

Yeah, you like my Hyundai, see my Hyundai

I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday

But that's kinda far and I'm not made of cash

Do you think you could chip in for gas?

Mac 'n Cheese

Would be all right

But let's send out for pizza tonight

And you can order any toppings you like (you like)

I said you can even have the last slice (the last slice)

Yeah (yeah)

Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do'

Now I can get free HBO

And baby you can watch whatever you like (if you like)

I said you can watch whatever you like (if you like)

Yeah (yeah)

And you can always ride

The city bus

Got a stack of tokens just for us

Yo, ma wallet's fat

And full of ones

It's all about the Washingtons

That's right

You want White Castle, need White Castle

As long as you got me it won't be no hassle

You want it, we'll get it

Just don't be a hater if I grab a bunch of napkins for later

Thrift store jeans

On sale half price

The underwear at Goodwill is nice

And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)

I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)

Yeah (yeah)

Baby I can give you anything you please

Even share my government cheese

And baby you can have as much as you like (if you like)

I said you can have as much as you like (if you like)

Yeah (yeah)