You Don't Take Your Showers

You don't take your showers

You don't use Ban Roll On

Please don't come near me anymore

I'll throw up on the floor because you make me ill

I remember when

You used to smell half-decent

That hasn't been too recent

Now your repulsing all the people you know

You perspire freely, your dandruff's like snow

And you're drawing flies everywhere that you go

'Cuz you don't take your showers anymore

I had to buy some Airwick

You even made my dog sick

You can't come over anymore 'cuz your hygiene is poor

And besides, you're a slob

You create a nuisance

When you're out in public

When you walk up to people in your smelly old clothes

And they just run from you, holding their nose

And you claim that you're lonely

But that's how it goes

'Cuz you don't take your showers anymore

And you claim that you're lonely

But that's how it goes

'Cuz you don't change your undies

And you don't use Ban Roll On

And you don't take your showers anymore