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Artist: Wesley Willis
Canonical path: /wesley-willis/kris-kringle-was-a-car-thief
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Kris Kringle Was A Car Thief
Read Kris Kringle Was A Car Thief lyrics by Wesley Willis on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Kris Kringle Was A Car Thief
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Once upon a time, Kris Kringle stole a beat-up Maverick parked by my house
He used a screwdriver to jimmy the lock
After that, he then jumped into the stolen car and started up the motor
He drove away the stolen car in hot pursuit
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Kris Kringle sped down West Fullerton Avenue in hot pursuit looking for hookers
He was firewalling the throttle
When the Chicago police officers spotted the stolen Maverick as it zoomed past them, they turned on their siren
Then they went after the beat-up stolen Maverick
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The police pulled Kris Kringle over
Kris Kringle tried to escape from the police
He was arrested for auto theft
He was whisked away to jail
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