Aint Got Class

stepped on a roach and i heard a click

tripped on my rug and i broke my dick

it's time to beat my wife then head to the mall

but i slipped in the shower and i broke my balls

hopped in the car, stepped on the gas

springs in the seat got stuck in the hole of my ass

blew a red light, said fuck this shit

almbulance drivin by and i almost got hit

just woke up and i get out of bed

fat bitch wife came and hit me in the head

bitch what you doin, i gotta get dressed

took a step back and punched the bitch in the chest.

when she got up, she came back chargin.

jiggly ass lookin like a tub full of margarine.

bitch got pissed started jumpin up and down,

broke the foundation and she fell through the ground.

<beep beep> joe get yo ass out the house

with your fat ho lookin like jerry krause

threw on my pants, laced up my shoes

goin to the temple cause we both hate the jews

nah, we can't go to the temple you bitch,

gotta head to the doctor cause my fuckin balls itch

and i got a bad cough from smokin on trees

and everytime i take a piss all i see is cheese.

i think that girl from the club gave me a disease.

you talkin about that 14 year old girl who was on her knees?

yeah, i think she's the one who gave me these fleas.

i hope no one finds out, or im headed to the penitentary

fine, you better make this quick

my head really hurts and i bruised my dick.

that's cool but first i wanna get drunk

got a bottle of 151 in the trunk

drink that shit up, don't leave a drop

if you see a red light, don't even stop

fuck that shit, bitch, here, take a puff.

all i give a damn about is droppin these nuts.

now we're poppin pills and we can't even see

we're goin off road and we almost hit a tree

it seemed like this trip was taking too long

so i did a few lines and i wrote this song

we aint got class, we aint got class

we aint got class,

ooooooohhhhhhhh

god damn, i just got paged, who is it?

my peice of shit son's mom wants me to pay a visit

i gotta give her money or my ass is in jail

but it all goes to food cause she eats like a whale.

and my sons a little scumbag, skinny and short.

likes to fuck guys and he sucks in sports

he always ditches class, gets f's on his reports

i gotta pay the bitch or i'll end up in court.

man, i hope my wife is ok,

no you don't, you killed that bitch anyway!

yeah, you're right

ooooooooooohhhhh

we aint got class

we aint got class

DAMN, MY FEET SMELL, got an empty tank,

I ATE THE LAST PILL.. lets go rob a bank

hell yeah fool, glad i brought my guns

go kill some jews and collect my funds

walk through the door, we both scream FREEZE

all of y'all bitches better get on ya KNEES

bitch, fill the bag up with two 20s

we just came here cause we need gas money.

got in the car and we headed out fast

but we got a flat tire and we ran out of gas

cops are on our ass, chasing us around

felt a pain in my back and fell to the ground

pulled out my gat and began bustin caps

then i crawled to the bushes cause i had to take a crap

took a shit on a squirrel, climbed up a tree

then i fell cause i got stung by a bee

got shot in the leg, praying for my health

but i can't find joe and i'm by myself

the cops are on his ass and he's finna be dead

so i just shoot myself in the muthafuckin head

ooooooooooohhhhhhh

we aint got class

we aint got class