Don't forget the guns

Now let's get the kids and pack up the car

Take that vacation we've been waiting for

Drive across this country leave our worries far behind

Singin' four-part harmony to "sweet adeline"

`Cause I got these books and maps from triple "A"

We'll visit friends and sites along the way

So bring the bikes and toys and diapers

Pay the neighbor's son

And call to stop the mail and, honey,

Don't forget the guns

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Now don't forget the guns you know exactly what I mean

Bring the pistols, bring the uzi and the old AR-15

We don't look for trouble but by golly if we're in it

It's nice to know we're free to blow nine hundred rounds a minute

We'll head for Chicago, stop for the night

Hope for good weather hope the kids don't fight

They've never seen mt. Rushmore and they ought to understand

The kind of men who forged our freedom all across this land

We'll hike up a trail and ride down a street

Stand by Old Faithful and watch her blow off steam

When we pack picnic lunches that's not all we'll bring along

`Cause we'll be packing 45's case anything goes wrong

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Oh riding along we'll follow the sights

Over the mountains under the pines

Up to boot hill where they got what they gave

In the land of the free you've got to be brave

(Repeat Chorus)