You Don't Love Me

Somebody take my phone away

'Cause I'm about to ruin my life

I'm in love with him, and I've just said it

Thanks to two bottles of wine

It's puppy love, but you want to drown me

Birds are singing, darling, all around me

But you don't see it, and you don't hear it

When you look at me, it's clear you just don't feel it, oh

You don't love me like I love you

Can't you just pretend that you do?

Take my heart and get a new one

I don't do this for anyone

For anyone

For anyone

'Cause you don't love me like I love you

Somebody took my pride away

'Cause I've been crying over you

I'll pretend there's something in my eye

It's what any big girl would do

It's puppy love, but you want to drown me

Birds are singing, darling, all around me

Ignore my calls, but you're a busy man

Daddy's gonna catch you when he can

You don't love me like I love you

Can't you just pretend that you do?

Take my heart and get a new one

I don't do this for anyone

For anyone

For anyone

'Cause you don't love me like I love you

You're not actually that great

In fact, you're bit of a pain

Your friends don't even like you

And my dog wants to bite you

So why do I feel this way?

You don't love me like I love you

(But you used to)

Can't you just pretend that you do?

Take my heart and get a new one

(Get a new one)

I don't do this for anyone

For anyone

For anyone

'Cause you don't love me like I love you