Ticket To Moscow

Hey man, gimme your name

I've got a mailing list I wanna put you on

I said hey red, it's the end of your game

I'm gonna rocket you to a golden dawn

Yeah you, it's a great free land

Our first amendment guarantees it

Hey man, are you telling me

That in the Soviet Union you'd ever see it?

[Chorus:]

I've got two tickets for your paradise

So take 'em and listen to my advice

Just try and preach freedom and tell me how

They treat you in good old Moscow

Hey man, that's not a sickle

That's a big yellow question mark

That sits there at the end of the phrase

How can you lead when you're all in the dark?

[Bridge 1:]

You can join American Nazi Party

Join th N.A.A.C.P.

Sell your soul to the K.K.K.

And you don't have to worry 'bout the K.G.B.

[Chorus]

[Bridge 2:]

I know you say there's something missin'

Freedom of speech till rebels start to listen

I say "that's right, eliminate public danger"

We want answers not some communist rearranger

Love it or leave [4x]

Hey man, it's our free land

We don't need a preacher teachin' us to slave

And hey man, you're so blind

You can't see beyond the banner you wave

You failed at life, no reason to live

You've got nothing left to give

Socialist equality sound "really rad"

Be equally poor and equally sad

Go back to the U.S.

Back to the U.S.

Back to the U.S.S.R.