Page type: lyric reference
Artist: White Hassle
Canonical path: /white-hassle/the-star-position
Related lyric paths: 6
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The Star Position
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The Star Position
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If you're single you can sleep in the star position
No one will learn of your heart condition
You will finally be freed up
You can put your feet up
No one will at all take issue
If you kissed them or whether they kissed you
Buy a ticket you can go
No one has to know
The key is in the ignition
If you're single you can sleep in the star position
When your solo comes you can blow your nose
No duets to step on your toes
No more chains to hold you back
No one to watch your back
You don't have to smile & fake it
You can take the entire blanket
Hold on to your intact virtue
No one can attack or hurt you
The key is in the ignition
If you're single you can sleep in the star position
So blow the scandal out on the cake
What was love now is an earthquake
Kick back and take many chances
Seeking possible romances
Backseat driver, armchair general
Very harmful, not so helpful
In the theme park eating fast foods
Nut you were in one of your moods
The key is in the ignition
If you're single you can sleep in the star position
Like a Nagasaki of the soul
You're so cold & so combustible
Your life is no longer a mystery
You forgot to clear the history
Bungee jumping from the skyline
Plunging to your open neckline
You're not just one of the mass
You get a plus one backstage pass...
The key is in the ignition
If you're single you can sleep in the star position
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