Princess Rap Battle: Snow White Vs Elsa

Snow White versus Elsa! Let the rap battle begin!

[Snow White]

It’s not lame that my aim here’s to tell you the truth

I’ll hit it out of the park like my name is Babe Ruth

Got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

The fact that you can’t claim the same is really a shame

I’m the original princess, you’re a copy of a copy

I am porcelain and perfect and your floppy hair is sloppy

I’m fragile but agile, rarely cross

I am sweet, you can tweet, I’m a treat, like a boss

[Elsa]

Who the hell are you to step to me?

An aimless airhead with a vitamin D deficiency

You got no skills ‘cause you’re focused on your looks

And let’s get to what was up with you and those seven schnooks (hi, ho!)

I’ve heard you sing – it’s a high-pitched chirp

You’re dopey

[Snow White]

You’re grumpy

[Elsa]

You’re a bashful twerp

That squeaky, meek demeanor is an awful choice

I can drown you out right now with my powerful voice

[Snow White]

Um, you should know, that’s not singing, you’re just yelling

At least now I can’t hear the mean lies you’re telling

You could’ve agreed with your sister from the start

But no, you’re the one who’s really got a frozen heart

You were selfish and deluded when it comes down to it

Had the chance to do better, but like a porn star, you blew it

As for your powers, they’re hardly legit

You built a whole castle with nowhere to sit

Does it really count as magic if when you let it go

The only thing that moves is ice and snow?

I talk to animals and it always impresses

You’re just a blonde snow-blower in sparkly dresses

[Elsa]

That’s right, manipulating snow, I’m the best at that game

Which means you’re under my control ‘cause that’s your stupid name

And who eats an apple a stranger gives ya? (Duh)

And who needs a man to save and kiss ya?

I’m savvy, strong, single, and so independent

You’re the weakest role model while I am transcendent

You’re a forgotten bygone, yes, time is the cruelest

I’m the newest, the boldest, and literally the coolest

So step aside and hide, go find a cottage to clean

You’re one ditzy princess, I’m a motherfucking queen