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Artist: Why Not Me
Canonical path: /why-not-me/retards
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Retards
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Retards
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What's your excuse for this abuse?
Trying to look like rock 'n roll looney tunes
Now we know why you (guys) dress up
Hats because you guys really suck
Hiding your agony by wearing make-up
Wouldn't wanna see your faces when you wake up
I can see why you wanna trade up
What the hell is wrong with being yourself?
(shut up and) leave punkrock to someone else
The girls will always love you, even though your act is untrue
Just leave punkrock to someone else
Olp maybe sponsoring your guitars
But there's no such thing as a punkrock star
So glad i don't watch mtv, i don't want your shit to effect me
You retards really make me sick
If i asked i'm sure you'll suck my dick
A carrot wouldn't hurt if you make it stick
What the hell is wrong with being yourself?
(shut up and) leave punkrock to someone else
The girls will always love you, even though your act is untrue
Just leave punkrock to someone else
I'm so tired of your shit, please kill me
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