Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Wife Patrol
Canonical path: /wife-patrol/how-to-lose
Related lyric paths: 6
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How To Lose
Read How To Lose lyrics by Wife Patrol on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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How To Lose
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I don’t know how to lose
No matter what I do
And I won’t apologize
For always being right
I'm steppin’ on necks
And I'm cashin’ more checks
Too bad for you
I don’t know how to lose
I don’t know how to lose
No matter what I do
And I won’t apologize
For takin’ what’s mine
You’ll never get ahead
I’ll win until I'm dead
You never have to choose
If you don’t know how to lose
I don’t know how to lose
No matter what I do
It’s not cuttin’ in line
If the spot’s already mine
You’ll always pay the price
For bein’ too nice
So sad, so true
I don’t know how to lose
It’s ugly
And it’s killin’ you and me
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Wife Patrol performs "How To Lose", and this lyric page sits inside the Wife Patrol catalog on LyroVerse.
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