Hard To Be A Rock'N Roller

Chicks, fix, superhits, jewelery for breakfast

At a milliondollar suite at the Hilton Hotel

I've got tweny playmates knocking

At the door in hot stockings each day, oh yeah

Cuz I'm the King of metal, God of pop, the rock 'n' roll Messiah

Wasting twenty four hours a day, every night

I'm a sell out sensation

with a nasty reputation

Oh yeah, oh yeah..!

You say, hey, it's hard to be a rock 'n' roller

Try being a rock 'n' roll God

In a world of pleasure

Jackass, I'll get you soon

Yeah yeah, hey, it's hard to be a rock 'n' roller

Try being a rock 'n' roll star

When the world gets crazy

Baby, so do you, whoo

I have a private plane taking me from L.A. to Bahamas

Making records on the beach that sound like shit, but still sell

And Shakira's the producer

Her hips makes me ... wanna play

I'm doing lip-sync TV shows, Playing live's outdated

Man, I hate it, did a tour way back in 82.

Since I got blessed with success

My fans just have to pay-per-view

And they do and who's the fool

You say, hey, it's hard to be a rock 'n' roller

Try being a rock 'n' roll God

In a world of pleasure

Jackass, I'll get you soon

Yeah yeah, hey, it's hard to be a rock 'n' roller

Try being a rock 'n' roll star

When the world gets crazy

Baby, so do you, whoo

Try being a rock 'n' roll God

Cash, cash up my ass

Want you be my pay-pal trash

Got everything you need

to make me filthy rich indeed

I got a world of inspiration

For fun and penetration

Don't let them know my music sucks

You say, hey, it's hard to be a rock 'n' roller

Try being a rock 'n' roll God

In a world of pleasure

Jackass, I'll get you soon

Yeah yeah, hey, it's hard to be a rock 'n' roller

Try being a rock 'n' roll star

When the world gets crazy

Baby, so do you, whoo

You say, hey, it's hard to be a rock 'n' roller

Try being a rock 'n' roll God

In a world of pleasure

Jackass, I'll get you soon

Hey!