I'm In Love With An E-girl

Well, it's 2:45PM

Wake up from snoring, open DMs

Can of Red Bull by the bed

Vape is charged and Snapchat's read

What's popping?

What's popping?

She's beauty, she's grace

She has a profile picture of an anime girl's face

Just a single message more

Sends her rubbing up my ethernet cord

I wanna be the guy

That you fall asleep on call with

I'll make you forget

Every guy that came before me

'Cause I like you

And you like my attention

Let's skip to the good bit

Let's consummate our internet connection

I'm in love with an

I'm in love with an

I'm in love with an

With an e-girl

I'm in love with an

I'm in love with an

I'm in love with an

With an e-girl

Mom took away my PS4

So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall

I'm not aggressive

I just ooze masculine passion

Did you know I've also got depression?

I'm self-diagnosed, thought I should mention

I thought you could be the one to fix me

I wanna be the girl

That you fall asleep on call with

Meanwhile, I'll

Find other people to talk with

'Cause you like me

And I think you're a maniac

Let's skip to the good bit

Let's completely block all contact

I'm in love with an

I'm in love with an

I'm in love with an

With an e-girl

I'm in love with an

I'm in love with an

I'm in love with an

With an e-girl

Mom took away my PS4

I've said it so many times before

How can I live on if I keep on collecting

These every little slights and insurrections?

Constant pain in every dimension

My body weeps

Disbelief heads suspension

(I'm in love with a, with an e-girl)

I wanna be the guy

That you find stalking your affections

Your social media scoured

You seek police interventions

'Cause I base my

Ideals on obsessive media

Maybe if I act like them

You'll respond to my DMs