Rock The House

[ Fresh Prince (& Ready Rock C) ]

Ladies and gentlemen

Fly girls and fly guys

My name is the Fresh Prince

And I've come here to introduce someone to you

His name is the Human Linn Drum Ready Rock C

And we came to tell everyone that...

( *Ready Rock C starts beatboxing* )

When we rock the house there is no doubt (is no doubt)

That me and Ready C will turn it out (turn it out)

We're down with the DJ Jazzy Jeff (Jazzy Jeff)

And you know that we are def (that we're def)

And you should not settle for less

Than the undisputed best

[ Fresh Prince & Ready Rock C ]

That's right, we are the best

[ Fresh Prince (& Ready Rock C) ]

Everywhere we (go), everytime we do a (show)

Everybody wants to (know) how we make em say (ho)

The way we do is not a magical trick

It's a lotta def rhymes (and beats like this)

( *Ready Rock C breaks into a new beat* )

[ Fresh Prince ]

Somebody yell 'hooo-o'

[ crowd ]

Hooo-o

[ Fresh Prince ]

Say 'ho, ho'

[ crowd ]

Ho, ho

[ Fresh Prince ]

Now I'm the Fresh Prince, hello, how do you do?

I just have a little fun with the rest of my crew

So take a chill and just relax

Yo Ready C, pretend that you're a dj and scratch

( *Ready Rock C imitates scratching* )

[ crowd ]

Go Ready Rock, go Ready Rock...

[ Fresh Prince (& Ready Rock C) ]

Alright now, bust a move

And get the hell out if you're tryin to bust the groove

Cause we came to (party) all through the night

And we're excommunicating those who don't act (right)

This is a (party), so grab some(body)

Drink some Ba(cardi) and dance (with everybody)

The feeling's good, some people think it's great

Get on the dancefloor and let your body girate

In cadence with the beat, just move your feet

While the Prince is on the rhyme (Ready C is on the beat)

[ Fresh Prince (& Ready Rock C) ]

My.. beatbox rocks everywhere we go

Gettin utterly respected at every show

No other can (beat me), no girl can out-(freak me)

(Man, I'm gettin tired) Ready C, give me a beat, please

He does a lot that others cannot do

Ready C and the Prince, the toughest two man crew

We're comin out rockin and we're takin what's ours

Ready C is the man and the suckers he devours

Beat after beat he gains respect

Ready C is the man that's keepin others in check

I like to rock with him, side by side

Me and Ready cold chillin with the utmost pride

So if you're not down by law to rock the spot

Then get the hell out, cause we're never gonna stop

My beatbox

We been rockin kinda hard ever since we begun

Yo Ready C, man, play Stanford and Son

( *Ready Rock C intonates theme from 'Stanford and Son'* )

Now play it under water

( *same routine sounding like it's done under water* )

How 'bout a fresh beat

A fresh beat

Ready C, how 'bout a fresh beat

A fresh beat

Bust it

( *Ready Rock C switches to another beat* )

Well, his name is Ready C, and I'm tellin you

He can play a beat forwards and backwards too

( *Ready Rock C makes the beat sounding like it's being spunbackwards on a turntable* )

Play it backwards

[ crowd ]

Go Ready Rock, go Ready Rock...

Bust it

Backwards

[ Fresh Prince singing (& Ready Rock C) ]

Do you know where you're goin to

And do you like the things that Ready C is showin you?

(Showin you) where you're goin to (goin to)

Do you know that we are down by law

We want you all to know that we're primal of all

And when we rock the house there is no doubt

That me and Ready C will turn it out

Do you know where you're goin to

And do you like the things that Ready C is showin you?

( *crowd cheers* )