Will Wood And The Tapeworms

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The First Step

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The First Step

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You could say I'm plastered 'cause I hit the wall

I lost count after 21

In the college crawl

Well, I been a boozin' bastard

They're callin' me edward forty-hands, I can't touch anyone

With an enemy like me, who would need a friend?

Nevermind, I'm drunk

Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started

For an EKG for the broken-hearted

I try to see the glass as half full

But I'd probably just drink that too

Glass half full

I'd probably just drink that too

Well, I'm the reason they call it an Irish goodbye

And I hope I don't choke on my vomit tonight

Well, I bet that the bottle of brandy's so bitter'd

Be better than bitin' the bullet and betterin' myself

Sorry if I slur

Take my anxiety and my sobriety

I'll kill two birds with one stoner

So if you see me please, take my keys

I don't wanna be an organ donor

Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started

For an EKG for the broken-hearted

I try to see the glass as half full

But I'd probably just drink that too

Glass half full

I'd probably just drink that too

Well, I'm going down and I'm taking you with me

I'm bringing the water to the horse

So bring me the hair of the dog that bit me

So I can clone it and have a little more, haha

Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started

For an EKG for the broken-hearted

I try to see the glass as half full

Even when I'm empty, half full

I try to see the glass as half full

But I'd probably just

Glass half full

I'd probably just drink that too

I'd probably just drink that too

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