Thermodynamic Lawyer, Esq, G.F.D.
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Thermodynamic Lawyer, Esq, G.F.D.
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I hold myself in contempt!
Tearing the hair off a black baboon's skull
Is a bitch with some four thousand names
Vomiting lies through a theremin throat
As some businessmen pick at her brains
Pulls back skinny lips to reveal a proboscis
Seems Seth Brundle's at it again
Tears pages from spines as she judges the cover
And shamelessly spoils the end
Blood vessels drying and curling inside are
Unfurling from out of her wrists
Well, she wrings out a snake and collects all its poison
Intending on learning to hiss
Foams at the mouth with a head full of acid
And giving some poor illness the blame
Knocking the pieces the fuck off the chessboard
Insisting that she's won the game
So all that I see absolute entropy
As the chemical bonds fall apart
Well it seems she broke me
But I swear she could not break my heart
She could not break my heart, oh lord!
Makes up excuses for throbbing black bruises
And uses them to her advantage
Never came down from her last trip on Jesus
Disease is her primary language
Garbled and gruesome, her words so absurd
Like I heard a transmissions from Apollo 13
No apology, I request misery
So no rest till I've twisted her chest round my knee
So squeal like a trolley wheel, cry like a baby
With autism strapped to a ceiling fan
Soil your visage with mucus and
Twisting of features unable to stand
Buckle your knees looking up at me
And beg me to spare thee the back of my hand
For the sake of humanity, die of your blight
We're blessed you're barren as Mojave sands
So all that I see absolute entropy
As the chemical bonds fall apart
Well it seems she broke me
But I swear she could not break my heart
So all that I see absolute entropy
As the chemical bonds fall apart
Well it seems she broke me
But I swear she can go fucking die
You can go fucking die (Get cancer)
Go fucking die (Get AIDS and)
Go fucking die (Kill yourself)
Kill yourself and go die!
Ugh!
Absolutely reprehensible behavior
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