Will Wood And The Tapeworms
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Thermodynamic Lawyer, Esq, G.F.D.

Thermodynamic Lawyer, Esq, G.F.D. lyrics by Will Wood And The Tapeworms. I hold myself in contempt! Tearing the hair off a black baboon's skull Is a bitch...

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Thermodynamic Lawyer, Esq, G.F.D.

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I hold myself in contempt!

Tearing the hair off a black baboon's skull

Is a bitch with some four thousand names

Vomiting lies through a theremin throat

As some businessmen pick at her brains

Pulls back skinny lips to reveal a proboscis

Seems Seth Brundle's at it again

Tears pages from spines as she judges the cover

And shamelessly spoils the end

Blood vessels drying and curling inside are

Unfurling from out of her wrists

Well, she wrings out a snake and collects all its poison

Intending on learning to hiss

Foams at the mouth with a head full of acid

And giving some poor illness the blame

Knocking the pieces the fuck off the chessboard

Insisting that she's won the game

So all that I see absolute entropy

As the chemical bonds fall apart

Well it seems she broke me

But I swear she could not break my heart

She could not break my heart, oh lord!

Makes up excuses for throbbing black bruises

And uses them to her advantage

Never came down from her last trip on Jesus

Disease is her primary language

Garbled and gruesome, her words so absurd

Like I heard a transmissions from Apollo 13

No apology, I request misery

So no rest till I've twisted her chest round my knee

So squeal like a trolley wheel, cry like a baby

With autism strapped to a ceiling fan

Soil your visage with mucus and

Twisting of features unable to stand

Buckle your knees looking up at me

And beg me to spare thee the back of my hand

For the sake of humanity, die of your blight

We're blessed you're barren as Mojave sands

So all that I see absolute entropy

As the chemical bonds fall apart

Well it seems she broke me

But I swear she could not break my heart

So all that I see absolute entropy

As the chemical bonds fall apart

Well it seems she broke me

But I swear she can go fucking die

You can go fucking die (Get cancer)

Go fucking die (Get AIDS and)

Go fucking die (Kill yourself)

Kill yourself and go die!

Ugh!

Absolutely reprehensible behavior

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