A Toast To Men

[Willa]

Girls, I'd like to make a toast on behalf of men.

Here's to the men we love,

Here's to the men who love us,

Here's to the men we love who don't love us,

Fuck the men, let's drink to us!

[Willa]

Here's to the men we love to love,

Here's to the men in love with us,

Here's to the men who pass on us.

Uh Uh

Ooh

That's right boys

Ow

Let's get ah... naughty!

[Lady May]

There was this tattoo artist, partied for hours (wha'?)

Huge in the pants, loved to screw in the shower,

Bitch done keyed up his new Eddie Bauer, (uh huh)

I should have dumped him, but I was too coward

til I

Met this school boy, that studied at Howard (mmm...)

Nerdy but he calls and be sendin' me flowers

I'm feelin' him, but I had to get ridda him (ah...)

Nerd boy turned out to be a minute man

[Chorus]

Here's to the men we love to love, (ooh)

Here's to the men in love with us, (ah)

Here's to the men who pass on us,

Fuck the men, let's drink to us y'all (let's drink to us)

Here's to the men we love to love, (love to love)

Here's to the men in love with us, (in love with us)

Here's to the men who pass on us,

Fuck the men, let's drink to us y'all (let's drink to us)

[Lady May]

I've been with boys with baldies,

Boys with hair curly (yeah)

Boys in they thirties

Boys that ain't worthy

Boys I fell for

And slept with too early (mmm huh)

Boys with dicks straight, (ooh!)

Boys with dicks curvy (shit!)

Boys locked up in the bing, (oh)

I had boys in hotels, motels, holi' inns (uh huh)

All this talk about men is ridiculous

Fuck the men, lets drink to us!

[Chorus]

Here's to the men we love to love, (ooh)

Here's to the men in love with us, (ah)

Here's to the men who pass on us,

Fuck the men, let's drink to us y'all (let's drink to us)

Here's to the men we love to love, (love to love)

Here's to the men in love with us, (in love with us)

Here's to the men who pass on us,

Fuck the men, let's drink to us y'all (let's drink to us)

[Lady May]

Willa has something to say

[Willa]

Thanks Lady May

[Willa]

Take it on now girls give the eyes what they want to see,

Take it on now girls, be whatever you want to be

Crazy ladies, tight ass bodies

Let 'em know we came to party!

Live it up now boys, got your eyes on that lady

Live it up now boys cuz she won't be your baby

Go home lonely, leave you horny

It's a girls night, after party

Fuck 'em all these men don't have nothing but dicks on us

Fuck 'em all they say soft and then beg us strap on us

Here's your big (Oh!!) boy, no lovemaking

Let 'em know this bitch was faking

Here's to the men we love to love (bitch was faking, and I wonder who that could be)

[laughter] Here's to the men in love with us (ba-baby)

Here's to the men who pass on us,

Fuck the men, let's drink to us y'all (fuck! Fuck! Fuck!)

Here's to the men we love to love,

Here's to the men in love with us,

Here's to the men who pass on us,

Fuck the men, let's drink to us y'all (let's drink to us, us)

Here's to the men we love to love, (uh huh)

Here's to the men in love with us, (yeah)

Here's to the men who pass on us,

Fuck the men, let's drink to us y'all

(wow wow)

Uh

Let's get naughty

[Willa]

Oh my God!

Did I just say that?

That's right girls

Here's a sorority anthem for ya

Fuck the men, let's drink to us y'all!