Let's Call The Whole Thing Off (feat. Cyndi Lauper)

You say eether and I say eyether

You say neether and I say nyther

Eether, eyether, neether, nyther

Let's call the whole thing off!

You like potato and I like potahto

You like tomato and I like tomahto

Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto!

Let's call the whole thing off!

But oh! If we call the whole thing off, then we must part

And oh! If we ever part, then that might break my heart!

So, if you like pajamas and I like pajahmas

I'll wear pajamas and give up pajahmas

For we know we need each other

So we better call the calling off off

Let's call the whole thing off!

You say laughter and I say lawfter

You say after but I say awfter

Laughter, lawfter, after, awfter

Let's call the whole thing off!

You say Havana and I say Havahnah

You eat bananas and I'll banahnahs

Havana, Havahnah, bananas, banahnahs

Let's call the whole thing off!

But oh if we call the whole thing of then we must part

And oh, if we ever part, then that might break my heart

So if you go for oysters and I go for ersters

I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters

For we know we need each other so we

Better call the calling off off

Let's call the whole thing off