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Artist: Wingnut Dishwashers Union
Canonical path: /wingnut-dishwashers-union/alley-cat
Related lyric paths: 6
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Alley Cat
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Alley Cat
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tonight I'm an alley cat yeah,
more afraid of you than you are of me
but if you leave some food out on the porch,
I might stay till there's nothing left to eat
I could sit alone in a lunch room in high school
if I wasn't sitting alone at a punk show in Asheville
Tonight the upper left hand side of my chest
has a hole as big as the one in my pocket
I mighta kissed you wearing a bulletproof vest
but hell, you kiss like a rocket
I'd be a teenage virgin jerking off in my bedroom
if I wasn't a 20 year old virgin that didn't have a bedroom
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