Dippy Valley

Got a little lovey and she's sure a lovely dovey

but she lives a couple hundred miles south.

I always call her honey 'cos she's got a lot of money

and she's got a really lovely big mouth.

If I had a car or an aeroplane

I could see her every day but I have to use the train.

See I work real hard and I work high rate

now it's Friday night and I might be late

for the fast train runnin'

cos it's goin' to Dippy Valley

and I wanna see my Sally tonight.

Oh it's goin' to Dippy Valley

and I'm gonna hold my Sally real tight.

Sally's really slender and I really love her tender

and she's got a pair of wonderful eyes.

So when she comes to hold me

I do all she ever told me

and I know she never ever tells lies.

Sally said you'd better catch the ten twenty-eight,

it's the last train on Friday and I just can't wait.

Now I'm runnin' up the stairs and it's ten twenty-nine,

got to get real' lucky to be just in time

for the fast train runnin'

...

Call me John Wayne how I caught that train

but it must have been a lucky man's day.

Never gave a sigh or a blink of the eye

when I heard the driver say:

"Dames en Heren, binnen enkele augeblikken

berijken wij Amsterdam Centraal Station."

It's a fast train runnin',

but it's not for Dippy Valley

and I'll never see my Sally tonight.

Oh no the last train runnin'

that was goin' to Dippy Valley

took another guy to Sally alright.

Singing ya ya dippy dippy yeah...