If I Only Had A Brain

[Dorothy]

Well, what would you do with a brain if you had one?

[Scarecrow]

Do? Why, if I had a brain, I could -

I could wile away in the hours

Conferrin' with the flowers

Consultin' with the rain

And my head I'd be scratchin'

While my thoughts were busy hatchin'

If I only had a brain

I'd unravel any riddle

For any individ'le

In trouble or in pain

[Dorothy]

With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'

You could be another Lincoln

If you only had a brain

[Scarecrow]

Oh, I would tell you why

The ocean's near the shore

I could think of things I never thunk before

And then I'd sit and think some more

I would not be just a nuffin'

My head all full of stuffin'

My heart all full of pain

I would dance and be merry

Life would be a ding-a-derry

If I only had a brain