All You Can Eat Buffet

The grass grows in the field and the cows eat all the grass

And i eat all the cows so i can have a big white ass

Attention wal-mart shoppers there's a sale on isle five

So get spatstic with your plastic ain't it great to be alive

What a happy day at the all you can eat buffet

Fill the whole damn tray at the all you can eat buffet

Let me here you say "go usa" at the all you can eat buffet

Just throw it all away at the all you can eat buffet

The cows grow in the field and the test tubes grew the eggs

When genetically perfected they won't even need their legs

Get excited wal-mart shoppers there's a new machine to buy

It brings you spiritual salvation only $19.95

Woke up one morning decided my i would make contact with

Freaks that eyes often don't have it

Saw the glutton eyes that look away from pain

Try to satisfy the appetites in vain

Look into the eyes of a child to redeem

Sing merrily this life is but a dream

One morning i woke up my ear could could hear what

When no one was listening those people who spoke up

Inside of every whisper was a scream

Of how alone when no one listens so it seems

All i have to offer back is my ear and a song

Singing merrily this life is but a dream...