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Artist: Wookiefoot
Canonical path: /wookiefoot/mayonnaise
Related lyric paths: 6
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Mayonnaise
Read Mayonnaise lyrics by Wookiefoot on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Mayonnaise
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There’s a fat man living in a fat house
Eating a fat sandwich sitting on a fat couch
He says, “don’t you like my couch ?”
He says to no one in particular
That’s cause no one in particular that’s his best friend
Sit on a pretty perch inside of a gold cage
If you don’t die of boredom first you can die of old age
Sit on a pretty perch inside of a gold cage
If you don’t die of boredom first you can eat…
You can eat mayonnaise
An ex-beautiful blond she puts make-up on her tear stains
She got mugged and the mugger was time
She remembers the time when all the dogs would
Sniff her back side
But she’s one of the lucky ones
She got stored inside a trophy case
When the thrill is gone
You can live off the fat
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Wookiefoot performs "Mayonnaise", and this lyric page sits inside the Wookiefoot catalog on LyroVerse.
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