Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Worst Party Ever
Canonical path: /worst-party-ever/real-sports
Related lyric paths: 6
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Real Sports
Read Real Sports lyrics by Worst Party Ever on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Real Sports
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Friday night and GoldenEye
Make fun for a party for everyone
Or by yourself just drunk as fuck
And I don't have the time
To be waking up just before the sunrise
You get locked out of your house
They won't find you
You're by yourself
With no one else
Your face is a place
For my eyes now
And you'll ride the night
With Miller Light
And I'll skate til I hit the curtains is up now
Sun is on and it's way too hot
And yeah, I'll survive
In a house with my friends I can taste the sweat now
Fuck board games as a prize
I hate them now
And I'm by myself
And you're drinking now
You're telling jokes
Way too loud
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