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Artist: Tammy Wynette
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If God Met You
Read If God Met You lyrics by Tammy Wynette on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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If God Met You
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Honey, I'm home get your sweet thing over here
I'm ready for a backrub but first bring me a beer
Well, you wish I'd let you get a job, well, you just keep right on a-wishin'
You know a woman's place is in the bedroom or the kitchen
If God met you she wouldn't like you (oh come on)
Five minutes of your bull and she'd unleash her wrath
When you mouthed off she'd want a fight you (uh ha)
She'd forget she's a lady and just kick your macho, um um um (huh uh)
If God met you she wouldn't like you (I don't like that a'tall now)
You just won't believe all that's happening at work (like what George)
That forman's job they promised me, well, they gave it to a skirt (haha)
She's a college educated oh but that don't make a thing (watch it now)
'Cause there's no woman smart enough to boss around a man (huh)
If God met you she wouldn't like you (I don't believe that at all)
Five minutes of your bull (you can't make me) and she'd unleash her wrath
When you mouthed off she'd want a fight you (oh she's ain't like that)
She'd forget she's a lady and just kick your macho (look out) um um um
If God met you she wouldn't like you
If God met you she wouldn't like you (I can make any woman like me now)
Five minutes of your bull and she'd unleash her wrath
When you mouthed off she'd want a fight you (oh my goodness)
She'd forget she's a lady and just kick your macho (look out) um, um um
If God met you she wouldn't like you (I don't believe that)
If God met you she wouldn't like you (huh uh)
Well Tammy I'm just gonna tell him not to like you either
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