Kids Say The Darndest Things

Kids say the darndest things

Have you ever listened close to the games they play

Or the little songs they sing?

Last night dressed up in high heeled shoes

And wearing my old hat

My four year old said: I wanna divorce

Now where did she hear that?

Kids say the darndest things

Have you ever listened close to the games they play

Or the little songs they sing?

Last night as I watched TV

Our one rushed through the door

Mommy, daddy's telling someone on the phone

Don't you call me here no more

Kids say the darndest things

Have you ever listened close to the games they play

Or the little songs they sing?

I bet my daddy can whip your daddy

But daddy's never home

And I think mommy's worried 'bout him

'Cos she cried all night long

Kids say the darndest things

Have you ever listened close to the games they play

Or the little songs they sing?

You never know what they learn at school

Or what they're thinking of

My first grader just said a four letter word

And it sure wasn't love

Kids say the darndest things

Have you ever listened close to the games they play

Or the little songs they sing?

Kids say the darndest things

Have you ever listened close to the games they play

Or the little songs they sing?