Witness

Johnny 'whooped' and threw up his hands

and said it doesn't get much better than this

Janey found a tarnished heart

and threw me a desparate kiss

And I was trying every lock

to try to find a key that would fit

I grabbed my hat, picked up my shoes

collected everything I could use

and I made my way out alive with the Woodshed Blues

Johnny kneeled and measured his feet

for the idiot's hall of fame

Janey shined a tarnished heart

and told Cupid to take game

and I raised a toast to Peggy Lee

'cause there had to be more to this game

I grabbed my hat, picked up my shoes

collected everything I could use

and I made my way out alive with the Woodshed Blues

I grabbed my hat, picked up my shoes

collected everything I could use

and I made my way out alive with the Woodshed Blues

Johnny finally got a clue

and he headed far around the bend

and Janey put away her heart

and moved in with a very good friend

and I put my toes in the water

and I jumped back in again

I got my hat, picked up my shoes

collected everything I could use

and I made my way out alive with the Woodshed Blues